A: If your husband has an affair with somebody, what will you do?
B: I will open one eye and close the other.
A: Wow, you are so generous.
B: No, I'm aiming my gun at him.
甲：如果你老公有外遇，你會怎樣？
乙：我會睜一只眼，閉一只眼。
甲：哦，你真大方。
乙：不，我是用槍瞄準他。
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