免费av毛片,日韩av高清在线播放,97国产精品最好的产品,欧美成人免费一区二区三区,神马午夜一区,曰河南少妇对白视频,欧美自拍视频

您現(xiàn)在的位置: > Language Tips > Easy English > Humor & Joke  
 





  Father's thing
[ 2006-05-01 00:37 ]

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"

"Yes, Father, it is." answered Tom.

"And that shirt's mine too, isn't that one of my shirts, Tom?"

"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.

"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.

"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. " You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

 
I want more >>